Dear ABC, NBC, CBS And FOX,
As the 2010 Fall television line up has been announced, it has been brought to my attention that we have a problem with the Tuesday/Thursday night lineup. Starting with Tuesday night I find it very concerning that I will be forced to choose to view 11 L list celebrities dancing on the dance floor, OR view the amazing I don't know how this show premiered until last May amazingness of a little show called gLee. If you haven't jumped on the gLee bandwagon, give me a call. I'd be willing to let you borrow my Season 1 gLee DVD's. I'm sure you can figure out which one I chose.
Unfortunately, we have a rather big problem with Thursday nights. After a nice home cooked meal by the in house residence chef, I am presented with the following dilemma. From 9:00 to 10:00 I have the love of my life, why yes as a matter of fact I do have every single episode on DVD, I can't believe I quit watching it for three months after the writer's strike, then once I found out Izzie had cancer I started re-watching, Meredith and Derek's engagement is probably my favorite episode, and you can ask anyone in my family that I can tell you the name of every episode, what season, and the synopsis with in the first 20 seconds, Grey's Anatomy. OR I have the first time I watched it because Grey's was a re-run, okay fine, this is kind of a funny show, the wedding is my favorite episode, I don't know why Steve Carrel is leaving after this season, because without him its not as funny, "The Office". Oooooo it's so hard to choose but I think theres a clear winner in this race.
The 10:00 hour brings me to my final dilemma. From 10:00 to 11:00 I am faced with the choice of having to choose between watching I saw the preview for it and it looked like a horrible show, I caught a glimpse of it but didn't keep me occupied, then I saw a full episode full of lies, the inside of KARMA Nightclub, I love their names so I'll give it a try and now I'm hooked Jersey Shore, OR the total bore, just come out and say you wear a wig we all know its not your real hair, thanks for giving Bret Michaels the sympathy vote last season, eh you are kind of a compassionate person, thanks for giving ordinary people who have suffered because of the economy another chance at a job, The Apprentice. I think I'll take an hour of my Thursday night and go live in a world of night clubs and gelato shops on the Shore.
ABC, NBC, CBS And FOX, do you see how much of hassle it is for me to choose? I mean really? After a day of making decisions why can't I come home and just be able to sit down and watch two hours of mindless TV? It's a good thing some genius invented DVR.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
-Sara-
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